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    <title><![CDATA[Writing On The Wall]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/kidsjokes/Writing_On_The_Wall_78.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[After hearing a Bible lesson in Sunday school about miracles, a little girl went up to her Sunday school teacher. In my house, said the little girl, when handwriting appears on the wall its not a miracle, its the work of my little brother.]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[ Healthy Christians]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/kidsjokes/Healthy_Christians_77.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[Two Christians have lived very good, and also very healthy lives. They die, and go to heaven. As they are walking along, marvelling at the paradise around them, one turns to the other and says Wow. I never knew heaven was going to be as goo]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[The Dollar Bill]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/kidsjokes/The_Dollar_Bill_76.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, Hey, whereve you been? I havent seen you around here much. The twenty answered, Ive been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United St]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[The Plus Sign]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/kidsjokes/The_Plus_Sign_75.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[A ten-year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis; but to no avail. Finally, at the insistence of a family friend, they decided to enrol their son in a private Catholic school. After the first]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[The Little Parrot]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/kidsjokes/The_Little_Parrot_74.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[There once was a man that had five daughters their names are Char-relle, Zion, Keedie, Bria and Alexis. The man was called by God to a build a church. All five of his daughters suggested to him that he should make his church different from]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Walking On Water]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/kidsjokes/Walking_On_Water_73.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[There once was a priest, a minister, and a rabbi fishing in a boat together. One day, the priest said, Im thirsty, and stepped out of the boat. He then walked on water and took a drink from a booth on the beach. The next day, the minister s]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Two Thieves]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/kidsjokes/Two_Thieves_72.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his doctor and his lawyer to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room the preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit, o]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[The Little Parrot]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/kidsjokes/The_Little_Parrot_71.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[There once was a man that had five daughters their names are Char-relle, Zion, Keedie, Bria and Alexis. The man was called by God to a build a church. All five of his daughters suggested to him that he should make his church different from]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Lonely Adam]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/kidsjokes/Lonely_Adam_70.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[One day God was talking to Adam and he said Adam you look lonely, I know Ill give you a woman but it will cost you an arm and a leg. Adam said what can I get for a rib? The rest is history.]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Where Is My Paper?]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/kidsjokes/Where_Is_My_Paper__69.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[For all of us who are---seniors--- for all of you who know seniors--- and for all of you who will be seniors. It pays to be able to laugh about it when you are a senior! Where Is My Paper? The irate customer calling the newspaper offices, l]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[ Way to Heaven]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/kidsjokes/Way_to_Heaven_68.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[The Rev. Billy Graham tells of a time early in his career when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon. Wanting to mail a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office was. When the boy told him, Rev. Graham thanked him and said,]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[George Washington]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/knockknockjokes/George_Washington_67.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[Knock, knock! Whos there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who?!! Didnt you learn anything in history class?!!]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Tank]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/knockknockjokes/Tank_66.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[Knock Knock. Whos there? Tank. Tank who? Youre welcome!]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Justin]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/knockknockjokes/Justin_65.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[Knock Knock. Whos there? Justin Justin who? Justin the neighborhood and thought Id say hello!]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Water]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/knockknockjokes/Water_64.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[Knock Knock. Whos there? Water Water who? What are you doing?!!]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Dot]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/knockknockjokes/Dot_63.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[Knock Knock. Whos there? Dot. Dot who? Dots for me to know and you to find out!]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Theodore]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/knockknockjokes/Theodore_62.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[Knock Knock. Whos there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore is stuck and it wont open!]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Police]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/knockknockjokes/Police_61.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[Knock Knock. Whos there? Police. Police who? Police let us in; its cold out here!]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[BEEP BEEP]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/knockknockjokes/BEEP_BEEP_60.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[KNOCK KNOCK WHOS THERE CARGOES CARGOES WHO? CARGOES BEEP BEEP !]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Vitamin]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/knockknockjokes/Vitamin_59.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[Knock Knock. Whos there? Vitamin. Vitamin who? Vitamin for a party!]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Esther]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/knockknockjokes/Esther_58.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[Knock, Knock. Whos there? Esther. Esther who? Esther Bunny. Knock, Knock. Whos there? Anna. Anna who? Anna nother Esther bunny. Knock, knock. Whos there? Stella. Stella who? Stella nother Esther bunny. Knock, knock. Whos there? Orange. Oran]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Do Who?]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/knockknockjokes/Do_Who__57.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[knock, knock whos there? do! do who? do me a favor dummy, open the door?]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Marriage in Heaven]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/lawyerjokes/Marriage_in_Heaven_56.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[A young couple was on their way to get married when they had an accident and died. Now they were in front of St. Peter and the young lady asked if they could get married. St. Peter told them, he would have to get back to them with an answer]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Truck Driver]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/lawyerjokes/Truck_Driver_55.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[A truck driver was zooming down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his obligation, he stopped to give the priest a ride. A short time later, he saw a lawyer with a briefcase on the side of the road and]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[She Wins]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/lawyerjokes/She_Wins_54.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Greedy Lawyer]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/lawyerjokes/Greedy_Lawyer_53.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, You cant take it with you. After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Isn't It True]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/lawyerjokes/Isn_t_It_True_52.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. Isnt it true, he bellowed, that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case? The witness stared out the window as though he hadnt hea]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Last Wish]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/lawyerjokes/Last_Wish_51.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked Give it to me straight, doc. How long have I got? The physician replied that he doubted that his patient would survive the night. The man then said Call for my lawyer. When]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Lawyers Girl]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/lawyerjokes/Lawyers_Girl_50.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[Once, there was a lawyer. This lawyer had a wife and a little girl who he loved. He made a good living and pretty satisfied with life. He was surprised when his daughter began avoiding him one day. Goodnight kisses stopped. Hug were few and]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Professors]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/lawyerjokes/Professors_49.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[Q: How many law professors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[The Brain Store]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/lawyerjokes/The_Brain_Store_48.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offered at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains. How m]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Outrun Lawyers]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/lawyerjokes/Outrun_Lawyers_47.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on. The second lawyer looked at him and said, Youre crazy! Youll]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Testing]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/lawyerjokes/Testing_46.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test. The engineer went in first and was asked, What is 2+2? The engineer thought awhile and finally answered, 4. Then the mathemetician was called in and was asked the same que]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Deer Joke!]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/animaljokes/Deer_Joke__45.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[Q: what do u call a deer with no eye? A: NO-EYED DEAR!!!! haha Q: What do u call a deer with no legs and no eyes?? A: STILL A NO-EYED DEAR!! hahahaha]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[FBI K-9]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/animaljokes/FBI_K_9_44.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. Well, says the personnel director, youll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute. Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 wo]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Handy Italian]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/animaljokes/Handy_Italian_43.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[Big Lorenzo, an Italian fella, is bragging to his friends about his sons: Ima so prouda my oldest son. He maka fifty thousand dollar evra year. Hesa Engineer! I even more prouda ma second son. He maka five hundred thousand dollar a year. He]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Amazing Dog]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/animaljokes/Amazing_Dog_42.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[One day at a meat shop a dog walks in and the butcher shoos him away. About 5 minutes later he comes back with $10 and a note saying 2lbs of steak surprised the butcher reluctantly takes the money and hands him a bag with the meat. As the d]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Sloth vs Turtles]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/animaljokes/Sloth_vs_Turtles_41.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[A sloth calls the police to report that he was attacked and robbed by a gang of turtles. When the police ask him to describe the attack, he replies: I.....Doooont.....knoooow... It... all... happened..... soooooo ... fasssst.....]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Mama Cow]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/animaljokes/Mama_Cow_40.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[One morning, a mama cow and her three baby cows were out grazing in the field. The first baby cow comes up to the mama cow and says, Mama, why is my name Daisy? And the mama cow said, Well sweetie, when you were born, a daisy fell on your h]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Chihuahua]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/animaljokes/Chihuahua_39.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[Two men were walking their dogs together. The first guy with a Chocolate lab and the second a Chihuahua The first guy says, Hey, you want to get something to eat? The second guy replies, Yeah, but they all have signs that say No Dogs Allowe]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Raining All Night]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/animaljokes/Raining_All_Night_38.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[There once was 3 fish (the mom,dad,son) who needed a place to sleep. The mom slept in the kitchen sink. The dad slept in the the bathtub. The son slept in the toilet. The next morning the dad asked the mom how her night was. Okay, but it wa]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Doggone Brilliant]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/animaljokes/Doggone_Brilliant_37.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about, he noti]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Gene in a bottle]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/adultjokes/Gene_in_a_bottle_36.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[once upon a time there was a flea walkingdown the beach and while he was walking hesaw this bottle so he kicked it and a genecame out. he said that you have 3 wishes.the gene asked him whats your first wish, hesaid that he wanted to be on l]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[The Fallin' Joke]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/adultjokes/The_Fallin__Joke_35.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[There was a town in California were everybody commited audultry.They were always going to the town priest for forgiveness.The priest was suprised how many people commited audultry.He said,If you do not stop commiting audultry I will leave t]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[.:*ï¿½*:.SeX eDuCaTiOn.:*ï¿½*:.]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/adultjokes/______SeX_eDuCaTiOn_______34.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question mother, who became r]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Nymphomaniacs]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/adultjokes/Nymphomaniacs_33.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[Once Upon A Time a man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it she took the]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Busy Bull,s]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/adultjokes/Busy_Bull_s_32.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: This bull mated 50 times last year. The wife turns to her husband and says]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Dirty old man]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/adultjokes/Dirty_old_man_31.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and her bags packed. He said What are you doing? She said Im leaving you because I heard you were a pedofile. And the guy responded Pedofile! Thats a pretty big word coming fr]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Sex Education]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/adultjokes/Sex_Education_30.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[Grandma, who was living with her daughters family, let her 11-year-old grandson in from school. What did you learn today? she asked. Sex education. All about penises and vaginas and intercourse and stuff, he replied matter-of-factly. The ol]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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    <title><![CDATA[Smoker or non smoker?]]></title>

    <link>http://www.readjoke.com/jokes/adultjokes/Smoker_or_non_smoker__29.html</link>

    <description><![CDATA[Does a guy prefer a women who smokes of not? to find out your finger. (grabbing their finger say) {caugh caugh}]]></description>

    <pubDate>2011-07-17</pubDate>

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