My infant daughter began crying as I drove home from the store, and since she was harnessed to her safety seat in the back, I couldnt console her. Stop...
The girl found the go-between and said, You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didnt you tell me this before ? I have told you. said the go-...
One day after school the teacher said to his students, Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go...
Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party. Mary: Why was that? Mike: She wasnt wearing one....
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast. For several ...
Father: What did you say? Emma: I said yes -- then she said, Thank goodness!...
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: Its no use, my li...
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars ...
When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people. Do yo...
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic. Here is the situation, she said. a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a rive...