Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: Its no use, my li...
Psychiatrist: Whats your problem? Patient: I think Im a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was an egg!...
A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, Ill bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk. Bartender: Yeah! Sure...go ahead. Man: What c...
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world? A: The snail. It carries its house on its back....
Q: Whats the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea cant have monkeys....
One day at a meat shop a dog walks in and the butcher shoos him away. About 5 minutes later he comes back with $10 and a note saying 2lbs of steak surp...
Q: what do u call a deer with no eye? A: NO-EYED DEAR!!!! haha Q: What do u call a deer with no legs and no eyes?? A: STILL A NO-EYED DEAR!! hahahaha...
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. Well, says the personnel director, youll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must t...
Big Lorenzo, an Italian fella, is bragging to his friends about his sons: Ima so prouda my oldest son. He maka fifty thousand dollar evra year. Hesa En...
A sloth calls the police to report that he was attacked and robbed by a gang of turtles. When the police ask him to describe the attack, he replies: I....