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  • The Young Man at the Wheel Date:2011-11-16 01:16:21 Click:0 Scores:0

    My infant daughter began crying as I drove home from the store, and since she was harnessed to her safety seat in the back, I couldnt console her. Stop...

  • Only One Eye to Settle On Date:2011-11-16 01:15:40 Click:0 Scores:0

    The girl found the go-between and said, You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didnt you tell me this before ? I have told you. said the go-...

  • I CAN GO HOME Date:2011-11-16 01:14:47 Click:0 Scores:0

    One day after school the teacher said to his students, Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go...

  • An Ugly Woman Date:2011-11-16 00:38:36 Click:0 Scores:0

    Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party. Mary: Why was that? Mike: She wasnt wearing one....

  • Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter Date:2011-11-16 00:37:57 Click:0 Scores:0

    A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast. For several ...

  • Thank Goodness! Date:2011-11-15 23:08:28 Click:0 Scores:0

    Father: What did you say? Emma: I said yes -- then she said, Thank goodness!...

  • They are directly from America Date:2011-11-15 02:06:08 Click:0 Scores:0

    Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars ...

  • Only cash and credit cards Date:2011-11-15 02:05:43 Click:0 Scores:0

    When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people. Do yo...

  • Logic Reasoning Date:2011-11-15 02:05:10 Click:0 Scores:0

    A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic. Here is the situation, she said. a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a rive...

  • Advice for "Kid" Date:2011-11-15 02:04:36 Click:0 Scores:0

    A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So whe...