Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. Look, said the elder brother. How nice these paintings are! Yes, said the younger, but in all th...

We were gathered together, all ten of us, for our widowed mothers 80th birthday. The conversation was of early struggles, walking to work and saving up...

A thirteen-year-old boy was sitting on the sofa watching TV when the phone rang. Hello, my son. it was his fathers voice, where is your mother? Mother ...

Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Dont you know you are wasting time? Jack: Yes, Dad. But Ive saved you a meal, haven I?...

Kate: Mom, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday? Mom: No, Honey, what? Kate: A nice teapot. Mom: But Ive got a nice teapot. Kate: No...

Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water? Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad. Father: Whats that got to do with it? Jack: I forgot to wash the app...

After hearing a Bible lesson in Sunday school about miracles, a little girl went up to her Sunday school teacher. In my house, said the little girl, wh...

Two Christians have lived very good, and also very healthy lives. They die, and go to heaven. As they are walking along, marvelling at the paradise aro...

A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, Hey, whereve you been? I havent seen you around here much. The twenty answered, Ive been hanging o...

A ten-year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis; but to no avail. Finally, at the insistence of a fami...