The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired. One day, the general announced: My men, I have some good news and some bad...

Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen! Ok , Ill be right there. Ill be there in 10 to 20 minutes. Good,but......

In a courtroom, the judge sentenced a criminal to thirty years in prison and the prisoner said, But Sir, I wont live that long! So the judge replied, D...

A young couple was on their way to get married when they had an accident and died. Now they were in front of St. Peter and the young lady asked if they...

A truck driver was zooming down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his obligation, he stopped to give the priest ...

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a ...

A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, You cant take it with you. After much thou...

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. Isnt it true, he bellowed, that you accepted five thousand ...

A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked Give it to me straight, doc. How long have I got? The physician replied that he dou...

Once, there was a lawyer. This lawyer had a wife and a little girl who he loved. He made a good living and pretty satisfied with life. He was surprised...