A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So whe...

One evening I drove my husbands car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.Whe...

Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. Look, said the elder brother. How nice these paintings are! Yes, said the younger, but in all th...

The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he...

Some scholars on the ferry: dr. You will be literature? The boatman:... Scholars: that your life will lose a quarter! The boatman:... You can science? ...

A British youth invited his girlfriend to a French restaurant, but he doesnt speak French, Dont know what is written in the menu. But he didnt want to ...

Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesnt make a sound. Mary: Of course he doesnt. Mom, its part of the...

Someone asked a woman, I see that you wear a locket on your neck. It must be a very dear memento from some loved one. The woman said, Yes, it is a lock...

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesnt like it and moves on,...

Psychiatrist: Whats your problem? Patient: I think Im a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was an egg!...