Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet....

Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!...

5. You never have to watch reruns on television. 4. You are always meeting new people. 3. You dont have to remember the whines and complaints of your s...

Prisoner: Look here, doctor! Youve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of t...

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: $100.00. Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work? Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowl...

Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in the mouth....

I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money. The other day, I got one from an Alzheimers group. Funny though, they for...

A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful ...

As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, I cant find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think its due to drinking. In that c...

Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him I cant see him now. Next....