A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it. Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out. Patient: I wanna second opinion. Doctor:...

Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses. Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank....

Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like that in this prescription? ...

A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help. Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay, sir, youre an ambulance!...

The English author, Richard Savage, was once living inLondon in great poverty. In order to earn a little money he hadwritten the story of his life, but...

Doctor: Please open your mouth, madam. Lady: Thank you very much, doctor. Doctor: Why do you thank me? Lady: Because my husband always asked me to shut...

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: I think that he is v...

I had an operation, said a man to his friend, and the doctor left a sponge in me. Thats terrible! said the friend. Got any pain? No, but I am always th...