A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu... 

Tourist: $5.00 
Broiled Missionary: $10.00 
Fried Explorer: $15.00 
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00 

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,   Why such a price difference for the Politicians???? 

The cook replied,    Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning.???