A little girl is sitting on her grandpas lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. The...

Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started Ive been having trouble with bats in my loft and atti...

Teacher: Where does God live? Student: I think he lives in our bathroom. Teacher: Why do you say that? Student: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on t...

Three Jewish sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their ...

A Chinese man and his Jewish friend were walking along one day when the Jewish man whirled and slugged the Chinese man and knocked him down. What was t...

A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion ...

A guy enters confessional and says to the priest with guilt, I had an affair...almost. The priest says, What do you mean ???almost???? The guy says, We...

Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight. It reaches the green. Jesus is up next....

On a hot summer day, two nuns - both young, blonde and beautiful ??? are working in the church library putting away books. After working feverishly to ...