The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he...

At the age of 16, Edely decided to leave home and join a theater company. His father was appalled, A son of mine on the stage Its a disgrace! he wailed...

You will be pleased with me today, mother, said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. I saved on fares. I didnt go to school by bus, I ran all t...

Little Mary: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451-1560) after the name Christopher Columbus. Would you please explain why, sir L...

Teacher: What is the plural of Man, Tom Tom: Men. Teacher: Good. And the plural of child Tom: Twins....

One student to another: How are your English lessons coming along Fine. I used to be the one who couldnt understand Englishmen, and now its Englishmen ...

Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class? Tom: I dont know, fath...

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS: George!...

Tom: Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. John: So whats great about that? Tom: Its snowing outside!...

Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didnt you? Student: Not very much!...